Franks In Space
Franks In Space
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Franks In Space
Regular price
$8.76
Regular price
$8.76
Sale price
$12.00
Unit price
/
per
Rarity Level: Legends
Stitching Details:
0001 - 0100: Gold
0101+: Silver
Product Details:
-Laser engraved serial number on the tag
-PANTONE® printed ultra-premium elastic
-Unique reversible design
-Number-matching Collector's card
-Individually packed within a protective, resealable sleeve
-Fits wrists between 5.25" and 7.25"
-Click here for care instructions
People Details:
-Handmade with love
-Happiness Guaranteed
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Story:
Beyond the stars and past the red hot sun
Float big beefy brats in long toasty buns
Garnished with interstellar flavors
Supernova sauerkraut is something to savor
Orion's Onions add a cosmic crunch
Jupiter's Jalapeños bring the heat to this lunch
If you can ketchup to these best of the wurst
Sip a Saturnian soda to quench your thirst
Astronauts relish this mustard-have meal
Only a weenie would pass up such a deal
The vacuum of space doesn't make these dogs chili
Let me be frank: this poem is silly.
Artist:
Nick
Release Date: 4.23.19
